您是否讨厌每次与灰胡子交谈时都必须爬7,000步？您是否不喜欢快速旅行？如果您对以上任何一个回答“是”，则此mod可能会让您感兴趣。介绍Hrothgar Portkey！这个mod在Vilemyr Inn（位于吧台的柜台）和High Hrothgar（靠近门）中添加了魔法宝石，当您触摸它时，它将从一个地方来回传送到另一个地方。
我不知道，弥补！ ...你会一直在缠着我，直到我对它为什么存在的绝大部分理由不感兴趣，不是吗？很好，很好...。曾经有个强大的巫师奇维尔斯，他和灰胡子打交道。但是，他讨厌每次都要与他们交谈时必须爬7,000步的事实，因此他从包中取出了2个祖母绿，将其中一个放到Vilemyr Inn的酒吧中，并在上面放了一个咒语。然后，他随身携带了第二个到高霍斯加尔（High Hrothgar），在那里他放下了它，一旦它就位就在上面施了相同的咒语，并形成了联系。此链接使任何接触宝石的人都可以直接传送到高霍斯加尔，再回到维莱米尔旅馆。现在开心？
Do you hate having to climb the 7,000 steps each time you need to talk to the Greybeards? Do you not not like to use fast travel? If you answered "yes" to either of those, this mod may interest you. Introducing the Hrothgar Portkey! This mod adds a magic gem in the Vilemyr Inn (sat on the bar counter) and in High Hrothgar (near the doors), which will teleport you back and forth from one place to the other when you touch it.
Why did you make this mod?
-Because I felt like it... I got tired of climbing the 7,000 steps.
Why don't you just fast travel? Seems like a hassle to make an entire mod that just teleports you...
-This mod was quite easy to make, actually... Probably took me a total of 5 minutes to do, if you do not count the egregious amount of time it takes for the Creation Kit to start up. Anyways, I do not use fast travel because I do not like using it, aside from in-game methods of doing so, like taking carriages, for example, or in this case, touching magical emeralds.
Well, using your logic, there has to be an in-game reason for the gem's existence! Why is it there?!
-I dunno, make it up! ... You're gonna keep pestering me until I make a lore reason as to why it's there, aren't you? Fine, fine.... There once was a powerful wizard named Chivels, and he had dealings with the Greybeards. However, he loathed the fact that he had to climb the 7,000 steps each time he had to talk with them, so he pulled 2 emeralds from his bag, placing one on the bar in the Vilemyr Inn, and casting a spell on it. He, then, carried the second one to High Hrothgar, where he set it down, casting the same spell on it once it was in place, and a link was formed. This link allowed whomever touched the gem to teleport directly into High Hrothgar and back to the Vilemyr Inn. Happy now?
No, it sounds like you pulled that answer out of your ass!
-Well fuck you too, buddy! You asked for a lore reason, and I gave you one.
Why hasn't the gem been stolen yet?
-Because, when a thief touches the gem, it teleports them to High Hrothgar, duh!
What happens to a thief when they are teleported to High Hrothgar?
-Little known fact about the Greybeards: they may come across as pacifist hippies, but they have an infamous temper! If you trespass in their monastery, uninvited, they will unleash Hell upon you by repeatedly freezing you with their Thu'um! So, they freeze the thieves, break their frozen bodies into tiny pieces, grind them up into a fine powder, and snort them. The snorting of dead, frozen thieves allow the Greybeards to maintain a stronger connection to nature, and it allows them to maintain their hippie-ness... You see, the Greybeards have developed a crippling addiction to snorting frozen people (probably because of the Skooma in the bloodstream of the thieves they snort), so if they were to stop snorting frozen thieves, then their pacifist demeanor will quickly deteriorate, and they will show their true natures as psychopaths.
-No more to say? Good.