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更少的全能龙之宝-更有用的炼金术

作者:Roadhouse699
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发布日期:2019-11-29 21:51:53
更新时间:2019-11-29 21:51:53
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在大约一年半的时间里,我完全停止玩《天际》。昨天,当我回来时,我意识到了一些事情:几乎所有的Skyrim mod都在努力使游戏更像《巫师3》或《我的世界》。所以是Miner ...或Witchcraft。盔甲和武器改装?他们通常会添加巫师式武器。任务模组?他们深陷绝杀,并尝试丰富故事。可以添加可建造物品的模组?那就是Minecraft。你来这里得到的那种轻薄的盔甲Mod却被这分散了注意力?是的巫师充满了这种东西。


但是无论如何,我决定添加自己的修改内容,使游戏《巫师》变成他妈的。我想也许也有龙腾世纪。

现在,药水在世界上已经不那么普遍了。您必须自己制作。最终,炼金术技能除了制作隐形药水以批量出售并利用强化炼金术附魔和强化附魔药水之外,还可以用于其他方面。

另外,Dragonborn现在变得无所不能-如果您选择Warrior或Thief石头,则所有法术的效果将降低80%,而Mage石头将使武器的效果降低80%。

如果您想使用魔术的战士或小偷,或想使用武器的法师,请不要害怕。现在,天际中的每个药剂师都出售能在5分钟内逆转这些效果的药水。


我还制作了一个仅根据要求减少世界上药水量的版本。


常问问题:

问:如果我选择战士,法师或小偷以外的站立石会怎样?

答:您将保留减益状态。仅当您选择其他守护石时,它才会更改。


问:该死,这使游戏在更高难度下难以承受。

A:我知道吧?如果你问我,那就好多了。


问:更好吗?我痛苦地说,你这个疯子。

答:谢泼德司令将在这里为我讲话。


问:等等,什么?谢泼德是受虐狂吗?那是...吗?

A:每次参加比赛他都会变得更加激动吗?对。一点也不惊讶。


问:保持话题,该死。

A:您看过我的《辐射4》模组吗?保持话题不是我的强项。我为此感到自豪。


问:魔力和体力药水的成分令人作呕,而且绝不友好。

答:好吧,您不是挤牛奶的高矮精灵,也不是抽着巫师来获取食材的人。而且不要抱怨您必须吞咽它。许多其他人已经吞下了这些东西。


问:这些药水的整个笑话只是少年,愚蠢和不愉快。

答:对不起,您失去了幽默感。我没有为此而药。


问:幽默感?你是认真的吗?开个玩笑关于精液,有情趣的动物的牛奶和阴毛的笑话只是他妈的孩子会做的。

你真的还为此生气吗?刚喝了药水。它没有那么糟糕的味道,也没有已知的副作用。


问:因为您是个混蛋,所以我拒绝下载此mod。

A:好的。


问:您会为《天际》特别版发布吗?

答:可能不会。我认为上证所只是愚蠢的。它所做的只是改善音频,图形和动画,自2011年以来,modders就一直在这样做。地狱,如果您问我,《天际》中的图形已经令人满意。 SSE不会给Dragonborn一个声音,不会给我的Lydia一个个性,不要让攻击动画很酷,也不能添加FO4风格的结算建筑物,所以我不给任何口交。


问:给Dragonborn配音? *隐瞒*

A:啊,他妈的,我们又来了一个。好的,当我这么说时,我并不完全认真,我并不真的希望贝塞斯达做到这一点,但是是的-我喜欢有声有色的主角。


问:有声有色的助教使它不是您自己的故事!

答:这绝不是你的故事。 Dragonborn被切割,殴打,燃烧,电击,刺伤,冷冻,射击和推动,您说您做了所有这些?他成为一名战士/法师/贼大师,而您尝试获得荣誉?那可怜的sonofabitch完成了大部分工作。认真地说,我总是以其声音主角沉浸在《辐射4》中。历史上每一个体面的文学作品都有一个细微的主人公。当然可以,您可以告诉我,您必须发挥想象力才能成为主角,但是您是否诚实地认为,如果一个色情网站不过是黑屏,上面写着“使用您的想象力”,人们就会使用它?


问:您意识到您现在必须辩论一堆在发表评论时表示主角的人吗?

A:啊,把操我到一边。你知道吗?如果您讨厌有声主角,那么您可能会喜欢新维加斯。我确定你会的。如果您还没有,请尝试该游戏的Someguy2000的任务模块。认真地说,不要试图与我争论,因为我不会改变主意,去尝试一下。他们真的很好。


问:为什么要提起这个?

答:分散注意力。如果您还记得这件事的话,这个mod需要玩家精打细算。如果您想在安装了此Mod的情况下摆脱传奇传说中荒凉瀑布巴罗的束缚,就需要精打。

问:有更好的干扰力,你知道...

A:是的。每个扮演Khajiit或Argonian角色的人都是毛茸茸的混蛋。这样更好


问:有些东西实际上是赞成沉默主角的东西,有些东西是Morrowind从字面上说是最好的游戏,有些东西使你他妈的有些东西,但《辐射4》却有些糟糕,有些东西我已经在新维加斯玩了10多次了。

A:好的。如果您尝试在评论中与我争论,请期待我引用此内容。或不。取决于我的心情。


问:关于配音主角的整个独白都毁了您典型的搞笑笑话常见问题解答。

A:对不起。下次您问一个问题时,我会说“阴茎”来弥补您。


问:等等,什么?那只是不成熟和混乱

答:阴茎。


问:伙计,您真的不喜欢这个话题。

答:我告诉过你。


问:好吧,既然集群他妈的结束了,我可以问你一个合法的问题吗?

是的。


问:您是否只是制作mod来对您不同意与游戏有关的琐事的人大喊大叫?

答:大约是原因的75%。


问:说真的,您是否只想在评论中大放异彩?

答:不,但是我很冲动,很傻。认真地说,我在《辐射4》模组说明中说了一些蠢话。


问:您会在不久的将来为Skyrim制作更多的mod吗?我知道您在《辐射4》中赚了很多。

答:要看情况。我想做两件事-我需要学习为一个做变形,并为另一个做得更好。


问:这是一个长期的常见问题解答...

A:有时候我会被带走。我在这里结束。


问:我还没结束。我还是要和你争论说主角。

A:好的


免责声明:

如果不是很明显,那么我所有的常见问题解答和mod描述都是出于幽默目的。

如果其中一个冒犯了您,对不起。

我也很遗憾地说你,你一个人冒犯它不会给我理由改变描述。


我应该完全获得的其他Mod,因为没有它们,您的Bethesda体验就不会那么好。

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OG Skyrim Version

For about a year and a half, I stopped playing Skyrim altogether. Yesterday, when I came back, I realized something: Nearly all Skyrim mods are an effort to make the game more like The Witcher 3 or Minecraft. So it would be Miner... or Witchcraft. Armor and weapon mods? They usually add in witcher-style weapons. Quest mods? They go deep into lore and try to be story-rich. Mods that add buildable stuff? That's what Minecraft is. That skimpy armor mod you came here to get but got distracted by this? Yeah. The Witcher's full of that kind of stuff.

But anyway, I decided to add my own modification to make the game Witcher as fuck. Maybe with some Dragon Age too, I guess.
Now, potions are MUCH less commonly found in the world. You have to craft them yourself. The Alchemy skill is finally useful for things other than making invisibility potions to sell en masse and doing that exploit with fortify alchemy enchantments and fortify enchantment potions.
In addition, the Dragonborn is less omnipotent now - if you select the Warrior or Thief stone, all your spells will be 80% less effective, while the Mage stone will make your weapons 80% less effective.
If your a warrior or thief who wants to use magic or a mage who wants to use weapons, have no fear. Every Apothecary in Skyrim now sells potions that reverse these effects for five minutes.

I also made a version that only reduces the amount of potions in the world by request.

FAQ:
Q: What happens if I select a Standing Stone other than Warrior, Mage, or Thief?
A: You'll retain your debuff. It only changes when you pick a different guardian stone.

Q: Damn, this makes the game painfully hard on higher difficulties.
A: I know, right? It's so much better, if you ask me.

Q: Better? I said painfully, you crazy fuck.
A: Commander Shepard will speak for me here.

Q: Wait, what?! Shepard's a masochist? Does that mean...?
A: He gets more aroused every time he takes a round? Yup. Not surprised at all.

Q: Stay on topic, dammit.
A: Have you seen my Fallout 4 mods? Staying on topic is not my strong suit. I pride myself on this.

Q: The ingredients to the Potions of Magical and Physical Ability are disgusting and kind of lore-unfriendly.
A: Well, you're not the one milking a High Elf or jerking off a Witcher to get the ingredients. And don't complain that you have to swallow it. So many other people have swallowed those things.

Q: The whole joke with those potions is just juvenile, stupid, and unfunny.
A: I'm sorry you lost your sense of humor. I didn't make a potion for that.

Q: Sense of humor? Are you serious? Making jokes about semen, milk from sentient animals, and pubic hairs are something only a fucking kid would do.
A: Are you really still mad about this? Just drink the potion already. It doesn't taste that bad, and there are no known side-effects.

Q: I refuse to download this mod because you're an asshole.
A: Okay.

Q: Will you release this for Skyrim Special Edition?
A: Probably not. I think SSE is just silly. All it does is improve audio, graphics, and animation, which modders have been doing since 2011. Hell, the graphics in Skyrim are already satisfactory if you ask me. SSE doesn't give the Dragonborn a voice, give my Lydia a personality, make the attack animations cool, or add FO4 style settlement building, so I don't give a mouthfuck.

Q: Give the Dragonborn a VOICE? *Faints*
A: Ah, fuck, we got another one. Okay, I wasn't entirely serious when I said that, I didn't really expect Bethesda to do that, but yeah - I like voiced protagonists.

Q: VOICED PROTAGONISTS MAKE IT SO THAT ITS NOT YOUR OWN STORY!
A: It's never your story. The Dragonborn gets cut, beaten, burned, electrocuted, stabbed, frozen, shot, and pushed and you say YOU did all that? He becomes a master warrior/mage/thief and you try and take the credit? That poor sonofabitch did most of the work. In all seriousness, I always felt much more immersed in Fallout 4 with its voice protagonist. Every piece of decent literature in history has a nuanced protagonist. Sure, sure, you could tell me that you have to use your imagination to make a protagonist, but do you honestly think that if a porno website was nothing but a black screen with the text "Use your imagination" on it, people would use it?

Q: You realize your going to have to debate a bunch of people who DESPISE voiced protagonists in the comments now?
A: Ah, fuck me sideways. You know what? If you hate voiced main characters, you probably LOVE New Vegas. I'm sure you do. If you haven't already, try out Someguy2000's quest mods for that game. Seriously, stop trying to argue with me because I won't change my mind and go try that out. They're really fucking good.

Q: Why are you bringing that up?
A: As a distraction. This mod, if you remember what its about, requires the player to fight smart. You need to fight smart if you want to get out of Bleak Falls Barrow on Legendary with this mod installed.

Q: There are better distractions, you know...
A: Yeah, there are. Everyone who plays as a Khajiit or Argonian is a furry motherfucker. That's better.

Q: Something something actually decent argument in favor of silent protagonists something something something Morrowind is literally the best game ever made something fuck you something something Fallout 4 was bad something something something I've played through New Vegas over 10 times.
A: Okay. Expect me to quote this if you try to argue with me in the comments. Or not. Depends on what mood I'm in.

Q: That whole monologue about voiced protagonists kind of ruined your typical hilarious rant FAQs.
A: I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you by saying "penis" next time you ask a question.

Q: Wait, what? That's just immature and unfunn-
A: Penis.

Q: Man, you REALLY get off topic.
A: I told you. 

Q: Okay, now that that clusterfuck is over, can I ask you a legit question?
A: Yeah.

Q: Do you just make mods to shit on people who you disagree with about petty things relating to games?
A: It's about 75% of the reason.

Q: Seriously, do you want to just make a clusterfuck in the comments?
A: No, but I'm impulsive and do stupid shit. Seriously, I've said some dumb fucking things in my Fallout 4 mod descriptions.

Q: Will you be making more mods for Skyrim in the near future? I know you made a lot for Fallout 4.
A: It depends. There are two I want to make - I need to learn to do retextures for one and become better at quest-making for the other.

Q: This was a long-ass FAQ...
A: I get carried away sometimes. I'll end it here.

Q: I'm not done with you. I'm still gonna argue with you about voiced protagonists.
A: Okay

DISCLAIMER:
If it's not apparent, all my FAQs and mod descriptions are written for the sake of humor.
If one of them offends you, I'm sorry.
I'm also sorry to say that you, and you alone taking offense from it will not give me cause to change the description.

My other mods which you should totally get because your Bethesda experience won't be as good without them.

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