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黑钢盔甲

作者:Roadhouse699
发布:LUOHUISHU98
发布日期:2019-11-29 03:30:48
更新时间:2019-11-29 03:30:48
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OG Skyrim版本


因此,有一天,Nexus用户Pavan999要求我根据这位来自《权力的游戏》中的女士所穿的盔甲来制作深色钢板盔甲。现在,我不亲自观看《权力的游戏》,因为我已经有很多东西要去做(每个观看GoT的人至少都会抽搐过一次。事实如此。不,我认为他们这样做),但我喜欢不时地满足要求,所以我们来了。


黑钢盔甲的属性与黑檀盔甲的属性相同,并且需要制作相同的特权。但是,与乌木或钢板装甲不同,它需要大量的金属混合物才能制作。钢板制成的是黑檀木合金,锁链是用钢制成的,秤是铁。它也看起来很酷,因为它是黑色的。


常问问题

问:那看起来不像是图中盔甲的像样复制品...

答:我使用纹理,而不是网格。


问:所以你很讨厌改装吗?

答:我正在慢慢好起来。很长一段时间,我都不知道如何进行变形。


问:嘿!我看过《权力的游戏》,但从来没有给它带来负担!

A:胡说。


问:所以您现在就接受请求?我可以要求改装吗?

答:通常,这涉及我们交换性爱。


问:别再小了,你知道我没有那样做。

答:实际上,请求者通常在接收端,因此对Modder感到感激。


问:如果我要求改装,你会给我性爱吗?

答:在Nexus上,您都可以在任何地方获得色情内容。此外,您是否真的相信改装程序会与要求改装程序的人一起使用?


问:恩,你说他们有...

答:我也曾说过,榴弹发射器模组是可笑的内衣模组。永远不要相信我说的话。曾经


问:你不认为你会后悔这么说吗?

答:可能吧。


问:您的描述越来越糟。他们吓跑了人们远离下载Mod。

答:不,我附上带有巫师精液和阴毛的药水的屏幕快照,这使人们无法下载mod。


问:我在哪里可以得到这些?

A:就在这里。


问:你是认真的吗?您在一个常见问题解答中刊登了另外两个Mod的广告吗?

答:一定要尝试一下我的锁子甲和防弹衣!


问:老实说,您的描述曾经很有趣,但是现在,它们只是试图让更多的人下载mod的半途而废的尝试。

A:他们曾经很有趣吗?我写了整段关于无法在2016年10月在新维加斯爆炸Veronica的内容,然后在12月发表了一段长达整整一整段的《终端枪》参考。我想我已经好了一点。


问:他妈的什么?还有两个广告?

答:我想看看有多少人可以加入。现在,您只是通过给我机会就给了我机会。因此,请尝试有史以来最好的《辐射4》模组。


问:你为什么这么他妈的变态?你怎么了?这必须源于一个单一的创伤事件。

答:我已经使用过几次New Vegas GECK。那是一个创伤事件。


问:您会发行带有更专业描述的mod吗?

答:我的意思是,沉浸式Boomstick没有常见问题解答,直到Diamond City Guards mod出现之前,我才开始使用模因来结束常见问题解答。


问:说到哪,以模因结尾的常见问题是什么?真是愚蠢。你只是在开别人的笑话。

A:你以为我在乎吗?是的,我知道我连续两次使用了GamerPoop,但随后又有了Mans1ay3r的更多视图。


我应该完全获得的其他Mod,因为没有它们,您的Bethesda体验就不会那么好。


免责声明:

如果不是很明显,那么我所有的常见问题解答和mod描述都是出于幽默目的。

如果其中一个冒犯了您,对不起。

我也很遗憾地说你,你一个人冒犯它不会给我理由改变描述。


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OG Skyrim Version

So the other day, I was asked by Nexus user Pavan999 to make dark steelplate armor based on the armor that this lady from Game of Thrones wears. Now, I don't watch Game of Thrones myself, since I already have plenty of stuff to get off to (Everyone who watches GoT has jerked off to it at least once. True Fact. No, I don't think any less of them for doing so), but I like fulfilling requests every now and then, so here we are.

Dark Steel Armor has the same stats as ebony armor, and requires the same perk to be crafted. Unlike ebony or steelplate armor, however, it requires a large mixture of metals to craft. A steel-ebony alloy makes up the plates, while the chainmail is made of steel, and the scales are iron. It also looks cool because its black.

FAQ
Q: That doesn't look like a decent replica of the armor in the picture...
A: I work with textures, not meshes.

Q: So you suck at modding?
A: I'm slowly getting better. For a long time I didn't know how to do retextures.

Q: Hey! I watch Game of Thrones but have never blew a load to it!
A: Bullshit.

Q: So you just take requests now? Can I request a mod?
A: Usually, this involves us exchanging sexual favors.

Q: Stop being a child, you know that I'm not doing that.
A: Actually, the requester's usually on the receiving end so that the modder feels appreciated.

Q: Will you give me sexual favors if I request a mod?
A: You can get something of the erotic sort ANYWHERE on the Nexus. Moreover, do you actually believe that modders get it on with people who request mods?

Q: Well, you say they do...
A: I've also said a a grenade launcher mod was a ridiculous lingerie mod. Never trust anything I say. Ever.

Q: Don't you think you're going to regret saying all that?
A: Probably.

Q: Your descriptions just get worse and worse. They scare people away from downloading the mod.
A: No, me attaching a screenshot of a potion with witcher semen and nord pubic hairs in it scares people away from downloading mods.

Q: WHERE CAN I GET SOME OF THIS?!
A: Right here.

Q: Are you serious? You advertised two other mods in one FAQ?
A: Be sure to try out my chainmail and scale armors, too!

Q: Honestly, your descriptions used to be pretty funny, but now they're just a half-assed attempt at trying to get more people to download the mod.
A: They USED to be funny? I wrote an entire paragraph about not being able to bang Veronica in New Vegas back in October 2016, then a paragraph-long Terminal Lance reference in December. I think I've gotten a little bit better.

Q: WHAT THE FUCK?! Two more advertisements?
A: I'm trying to see how many I can cram into this. You're just giving me opportunities now by bringing it up. So try out the best Fallout 4 mod ever.

Q: Why are you such a fucking pervert? What happened to you? This has to stem from a single, traumatic event.
A: I've used New Vegas GECK a few times. That's a traumatic event.

Q: Will you ever release a mod with a more professional description?
A: I mean, Immersive Boomstick doesn't have an FAQ, and I didn't start ending FAQs with memes until the Diamond City Guards mod.

Q: Speaking of which, that ending FAQs with memes thing? It's fucking stupid. You're just taking other people's jokes.
A: You think I care? Yes, I know I used GamerPoop twice in a row, but then again, more views for Mans1ay3r.

My other mods which you should totally get because your Bethesda experience won't be as good without them.

DISCLAIMER:
If it's not apparent, all my FAQs and mod descriptions are written for the sake of humor.
If one of them offends you, I'm sorry.
I'm also sorry to say that you, and you alone taking offense from it will not give me cause to change the description.

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