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剧情装甲

作者:Roadhouse699
发布:a307553773
发布日期:2019-11-27 14:41:50
更新时间:2019-11-27 14:41:50
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三天前是我的第6个天际生日,因此我正在上传这个完全没用的mod来庆祝。

请不要下载它,如果您不想死的话,只需在命令控制台中使用tgm即可。


您正在下载吗?认真吗很好,在您的插件限制中再添加一个.esp。

您可以在Lakeview Manor和Embershard Mine的Talos神殿中找到一个钢制胸甲,上面有“ Plot Armor”附魔。戴上它,使播放器必不可少。得到它?因为它实际上是盔甲,但它还会围绕主角创建剧情盔甲。


您不必告诉我我是Nexus上最有趣的人。


常问问题:

问:为了上帝的爱,请停止自慰,并修复流浪者之谷和最后的避难所!他们都完全坏了!

答:不可以。


问:然后将它们从Nexus上拿下来,不要再让人们放置无法完成的任务模块,而不必牺牲原动力来修复其加载顺序中的所有错误。

答:看,自9月初以来我就一直不在学校读书,而且我完全专注于功课,举起较重的物体并运行得更快。我现在要在感恩节回到家中待几天,老实说,我现在应该读Livy的《罗马历史》,但有时您只需要写一个FAQ。


问:等等,除了通过自我刺激制作游戏模型之外,您还有其他兴趣吗?该游戏是由魅力无限,自恋,病态的骗子制作的破旧但成功的8岁电子游戏吗?谁知道?!不过,这并不能给您借口将破碎的垃圾留在这里。

答:卸载并取消认可。 3个月前,我才停止关心改装。当我在秋季和春季学期之间回到家时,我可能会重新陷入困境,这通常是在我艰难地进行改装的时候。


问:这个mod确实比Trainwiz的“金魔女” mod差。

A:永远不要再在我的Mod页面上侮辱Trainwiz了,你听到了吗?


问:您是否考虑过加入Skyblivion,Skywind或Beyond Skyrim?您显然具有一定的才能,您只是笨拙而不受控制。

答:不。我喜欢笨拙而不受控制。从9月到12月,再从2月到5月,我也彻底取消了改装。


问:如果他们愿意让您编写常见问题解答,您愿意吗?

答:我会比拒绝那样的提议更早被被袋鼠淘汰的Kang脚踢倒。


问:我们什么时候可以获得杰拉尔山脉城堡的第3部分?

A:等等,你们还是想要吗?他妈的...

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Three days ago was my 6th Skyrim Birthday, so I'm uploading this utterly useless mod in celebration. 
Don't download it please, just use tgm in the command console if you want to not die.

You are downloading it? Seriously? Fine, one more .esp in your plugin limit.
You can find a steel cuirass at the shrine of Talos by Lakeview Manor and Embershard Mine with the "Plot Armor" enchantment on it. Put it on, and it makes the player essential. Get it? Because it's actually armor, but it also creates a plot armor shield around a main character.

You don't have to tell me that I'm the funniest person on the Nexus.

FAQ:
Q: For the love of God, stop masturbating and fix Valley of Outcasts and the Last Refuge! They are both completely broken!
A: No.

Q: Then take them off the Nexus, stop letting people put quest mods that are unfinishable without sacrificing a virigin to fix all the bugs in their load order.
A: Look, I've been away at school since the beginning of September, and I've been completely locked in on schoolwork, lifting heavier objects, and running faster. I'm back at my family's house for a few days for Thanksgiving now, and I honestly should be reading Livy's The History of Rome right now, but sometimes you just need to write an FAQ.

Q: Wait, you have interests other than self-stimulation making mods for a broken-but-successful, 8-year old video game made by a charismatic, narcissistic, pathological liar? Who knew?! Still, that doesn't give you an excuse to leave your broken garbage here.
A: Uninstall and un-endorse. I just stopped caring about modding 3 months ago. I'll probably get back into this shit when I come home between the fall and spring semesters, which is usually when I crunch on modding hard.

Q: This mod is honestly worse than Trainwiz's "Witch of the Sands" mod.
A: Never insult Trainwiz again on my mod page, you hear me?

Q: Have you ever thought about joining Skyblivion, Skywind, or Beyond Skyrim? You clearly have some degree of talent, you're just wildly clumsy and uncontrolled.
A: No. I like being wildly clumsy and uncontrolled. I also completely check out of modding from September to December and then from February to May.

Q: If they offered to let you write their FAQs, would you do it?
A: I would sooner get kicked in the crotch by a methed-out Kangaroo than turn down an offer like that.

Q: When are we gonna get Part 3 of Jerall Mountains Citadel?
A: Wait, you guys still actually WANT that? Fuck...

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