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斯文马克斯

作者:Winterlove
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发布日期:2019-08-07 14:54:35
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可悲的是必要的前进


一个必要的样板。 Nexus是您应该找到此mod的唯一合法位置。如果您在任何其他位置找到它,特别是如果该位置要求您支付以便能够下载该mod,请注意不是我的人提供未经授权(即盗版)和不受支持的商品,您应该避免他们。也可以告诉我这件事:)


故事


前一天晚上,在Riverwood的Sven和几个朋友喝醉了。很醉。他们认为如果他们放下端到端的话,看看有多少副本的Sven可以完全越过城外的桥,这将是一个了不起的想法。


由于那里只有一个真正的斯文,他们认为最好的办法就是让他躺下一段时间,标记他的头(或脚)到达的位置,然后让他再次用头或脚对着标记所以他们可以标记下一个伸展,等等。


好吧,无论如何,那是意图。就像我说的那样,他们喝醉了。非常醉。有几次,斯文再次躺在刚刚测量的空间里。有时他伸出手,有时他试图蜷缩起来。有一次他躺下睡着了,他们不能再把他弄起来,所以他们不得不在他们估计如果他仍然可以用作测量棒的地方做一些标记。然而,他的朋友也非常醉,他们的估计技巧有些受损。


最终的结果是在Riverwood桥的护墙上有一组油漆痕迹,间隔不均匀,间隔可能与Nord的长度相当。如果你眯起眼睛。喝醉了。


他们得出的结论是,这座桥大约有15个半长的Svens。


Mod


这只是在Riverwood桥上添加了一组油漆标记。就这样。真。没有任务。没有时髦的盔甲或武器。只是油漆的分裂。而已。


这是一个笑话模式,你应该感谢或责备jknjb为我提供“鼓励”来完成这项工作。


整个mod实际上是对现实世界事件的引用。您计算出该活动的奖品是一种合理的权利,让您在几分钟内对自己感到自鸣得意。我赶紧补充一点,这个mod和真实世界事件之间唯一的相似之处是跨越了一些桥梁 - 我在这个版本中的那些标记后面构建的故事与任何真实世界标记背后的任何故事没有任何意图相似任何现实世界的桥梁。


这是一个笑话模式我没有花费大量精力担心兼容性。它应该适用于任何不会彻底改变桥梁的东西(例如,用完全不同的桥梁替换它)或移动桥梁。无论有没有SMIM,它看起来都很好,而且它也适用于天际桥(因为它不会改变Riverwood的桥本身,它只是增加了一个屋顶)。它也与ETaC完美兼容。


安装


下载档案,查看档案内部。将“数据”的内容复制到游戏的数据目录中。使用首选的mod管理工具,确保启用SPTSvenMarks.esp(如果您没有在mod列表中看到该mod,则表示您没有正确安装文件)。


要卸载,请禁用SPTSvenMarks.esp。您也可以删除SPTSvenMarks.esp和SPTSvenMarks.bsa。


积分


感谢jknjb的“鼓励”以及beta测试。感谢贝塞斯达制作游戏和改装工具,让我可以构建这样的微弱笑话。


请享用!


最后的说明


这是Legendary Edition的mod的一个端口


2.0,2017-11-04:LE 1.1版的初始SSE端口

2.1,2018-03-26:添加了轻型主版本

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Sadly Necessary Foreward

A necessary bit of boilerplate. The Nexus is the only legitimate locations where you should find this mod. If you find it in any other location, particularly if that location has required you to pay to be able to download the mod, be aware that someone who isn't me is providing unauthorised (that is, pirated) and unsupported goods and you should avoid them. It might be nice to tell me about it too :)

The Story

One night a while ago Sven in Riverwood and a few friends got drunk. Very drunk. They decided that it would be an amazing idea to see how many copies of Sven it would take to completely cross the bridge out of town, if they laid down end-to-end.

Since there was only one actual Sven there they decided the best way to do this was to get him lay down for a stretch, mark where his head (or feet) reached, then get him to lay down again with his head or feet against the mark so they could mark the next stretch, and so-on.

Well, that was the intent, anyway. Like I said, they were very drunk. Very very drunk. A couple of times Sven lay down again in the space just measured.  Sometimes he stretched out, other times he tried to curl up. At one point he lay down and fell asleep and they could not get him up again, so they had to make some marks at where they'd estimate he'd be if he was still capable of being used as a measuring stick. However, his friends were also very very drunk and their estimation skills were somewhat impaired.

The end result is a set of paint marks across the parapet of the Riverwood bridge, spaced not very evenly at all at intervals that might plausibly correspond to the length of a Nord. If you squinted. And were drunk.

They came to the conclusion that the bridge is around 15 and a half Svens long.

The Mod

This just adds a set of paint marks on the Riverwood bridge. That's all.  Really. There are no quests. No funky armours or weapons. Just splodges of paint. Nothing more.

It's a joke mod, and you should either thank or blame jknjb for providing me "encouragement" to get this done.

The whole mod is actually a reference to a real-world event. Your prize for working out what that event was is a legitimate right to feel smugly self-satisfied about yourself for a few minutes. I hasten to add that the only similarity between this mod and the real-world event are some marks across a bridge - the story I've constructed behind those marks in this mod bears no intentional similarity to any story behind any real-world marks across any real-world bridge.

This being a joke mod I've not spent a huge amount of effort worrying about compatibility. It should work with anything that does not radically change the bridge (eg, replace it with a completelty differently bridge) or move the bridge. It looks fine with or without SMIM, and it also works fine with Skyrim Bridges (as that does not alter Riverwood's bridge itself, it just adds a roof). It is also perfectly compatible with ETaC.

Installing

Download the archive, look inside the archive. Copy the contents of "Data" to your game's Data directory. Using your mod management tool of preference, make sure that SPTSvenMarks.esp is enabled (if you aren't seeing that mod in your mod list, you've not installed the files correctly).

To uninstall, disable SPTSvenMarks.esp. You can also just delete SPTSvenMarks.esp and SPTSvenMarks.bsa.

Credits

Thanks to jknjb for "encouragement" and also for beta testing. Thanks to Bethesda for making a game and modding tools that allow me to construct feeble jokes like this.

Enjoy!

Final note

This is a port of a mod for Legendary Edition

2.0, 2017-11-04: Initial SSE port of LE version 1.1
2.1, 2018-03-26: Light master version added

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1.版本号: 2.1   更新时间: 2019-08-07 15:13:40

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